May 2013
how do bloggers “shove their beliefs down others throats” when their blog primarily consists of those beliefs like you can choose to follow or not its like saying priests shove their beliefs down your throat when you willingly go to church
commanderinqueef:
it should rain hash browns
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deefloyd replied your post (thank u)
OHMYGOD IS THAT REALLY YOU HAHAHAHAHA TOO ADORABLE!!!!
im hoping so because then id be very creepy (and so would my mom) i think i was around a year old then lmao
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Watch
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Anonymous asked: Do you steal posts or are they 100% from your own?
thetowndrugdealer:
I’m perfect
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Anonymous asked: Post a picture of you as a baby. You look super cute now like how did you look like when you were a baby omg
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Anonymous asked: I think I've seen you at the beach...
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scrambledmegg:
im always in the middle of writing a text post when i think “no one cares” then start deleting it
you want a bad boy? baby im fucking hardcore *brushes teeth* *drinks orange juice immediately after*
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laina replied to your post: GOD I JUST WANNA BE NECK DEEP IN CHICKEN WINGS AND…
moderation!!!! dont deprive yourself or else youll hate it!!! enjoy the things you love like chicken wings and potato skins but dont overindulge!!
ya i know im gonna reward myself later (probably not with something insanely bad for me though lmao) but this is literally a daily feeling so its nothing too...
dick harder than keeping a diet for over a week
GOD I JUST WANNA BE NECK DEEP IN CHICKEN WINGS AND LOADED POTATO SKINS BUT DIET
FUCK BRACES
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vocaroo:
if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
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dispopular:
*looks through your selfies*
the extent that people go to get into peoples business is hilarious to me like wow its approaching the lines of being an obsessive stalker
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momfordandsuns replied to your post: THIS IS A SLOW 25 MINUTES
yo its slow on our end too <_<
tru im sorry i shouldnt complain
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
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THIS IS A SLOW 25 MINUTES
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
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starllex:
Yo guys please don’t call out/attack someone on here that adds a comment to your posts or whatever cause they might look up to you and yeah just don’t do it
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
commanderpigg:
Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right?
that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday!
happy 27th baby :’)
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180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
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claydols:
time to see if the library wifi is strong enough for me to watch AHS
HELL YEA IT IS
time to see if the library wifi is strong enough for me to watch AHS
deerpong:
oomshi:
call me a tampon cause im always in yo btchs pusie
David that’s not how periods work
powerburial:
DON’T
make me nervous
DO
not make me nervous
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foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
tumblr is a great example that age does not fully determine maturity or intelligence
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
socialdarwinist:
we are truly nothing more than oversized babies
why did i decide to be a text post blogger im usually too lazy to think of anything
clamperl:
clamperl:
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
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have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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